Graffiti Train £19.99 (+ postage of £1.50) If you're the type of person who looks at a gleaming new inter-city train as a blank canvas for your creativity, then this is for you. If your creative juices need some inspiration this kit not only contains a solid vinyl scale train (beautiful bone white blank canvas!), but comes complete with ready made decals with loads of graffiti and tags for you to create in your own style. Just like the toys when you were a kid - only now you vandalise them without getting a clip round the ear! Buy Now: Mix Tape USB Drive £11.99 (+ postage of £1.50) Remember in the days before digital music and MP3 players? If you do, then you probably made compilations of all your favourite music, to share with your friends and loved ones, on good old fashioned blank cassette tapes. If you miss making mix tapes this product will inspire you again!1. ADD YOUR OWN SOUNDS TO THE USB STICK.2. PLACE THE STICK INSIDE THE TAPE STYLE GIFT PACK.3. WRITE YOUR OWN MESSAGE AND PLAYLIST.4. GIVE IT TO SOMEONE YOU LOVE. Buy Now: Salt & Pepper Bots £19.99 (+ postage of £1.50) Passing the salt will never be the same. We all knew it was inevitable. Passing the salt by hand just isn't efficient enough in a world of bullet trains and pizza delivery and broadband. Luckily the condiments have come to life! They will waddle wherever you tell them to, so the next time someone wants the pepper, wind up the key, and pepper they shall have! Mercilessly marching towards them like the terminator, more of a threat to dull tastes than the human race. Buy Now: Book Mark £7.49 (+ postage of £1.50) Poor Mark! He's met a sticky end - a squishy end to be precise - his floppy body trapped within the pages of your book, scrabbling to get out. And all the while happily keeping your place... you know, keeping the page at that point in the story where the man gets crushed by a giant encyclopedia. Forget pressed flowers and old receipts - Mark is the future. And what else will he do now he's dead?! Buy Now: Hanging Harry - Light Pull £7.49 (+ postage of £1.50) You can't help Harry to see the light, it's too late. Harry is already dead! But Harry can help you to switch on your lights. Hangman's noose and 2m of rope included so you don't have to know how to tie your own knots! Just replace the whole cord of your light pull. Buy Now: Splat Stan - Coaster £7.49 (+ postage of £1.50) Stan got splatted protecting your table top from tea and coffee stains! Buy Now: Dead Fred - Pen Holder £7.49 (+ postage of £1.50) Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you! Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, vanished! Buy Now: Terrorist Tea Pot £19.99 (+ postage of £2.00) A tea cosy (American English tea cozy) is a cover for a teapot, traditionally made of cloth or wool, which is used to insulate the tea keeping it warm while it brews. Tea cosies may be embroidered, perhaps to compliment a fine set of china. Some have been made with hidden pockets to be filled with fragrant herbs or flowers, similar to pot pourri. Some other cosies are just evil. The Terrorist Tea Pot is a set including the tea pot and the balaclava tea cosy. For those of you who like the technical info the pot holds 1.5 litres (50 Oz) which will make you 5 or 6 big cups of steaming hot tea! Buy Now: Gun Vase £24.99 (+ postage of £2.00) Ceramic Pistol Shaped Flower Vase Wall mount with fixings supplied. Fill with water and drop the flower into the barrel! Buy Now: