'Twitch' Roadkill Toys Raccoon Plush £19.99 (+ postage of £2.50) 'Twitch' is a designer plush toy made by Roadkill Toys. He comes in a zip-up bodybag with an identity tag, death certificate and a car bumper sticker. On each side of Twitch is a zip pocket with insides and blood (red material) which can be pulled out. (As seen on Dragons Den) ProfileTwitch, after a head on collision with a green Ford Mondeo on the A369 westbound, died on 17th March 2007 aged 5. Twitch was born on 25th November 2002. He was educated at Raccoon Finishing School, Berks 2002-2004, where he excelled at playing dead. Twitch is survived by his beloved parents Randie and Zilda Raccoon, from Sidcup Kent. Buy Now: 'Splodge' Roadkill Toys Hedgehog Plush £19.99 (+ postage of £2.50) 'Splodge' is a designer plush toy made by Roadkill Toys. He comes in a zip-up bodybag with an identity tag, death certificate and a car bumper sticker. On each side of Splodge is a zip pocket with insides and blood (red material) which can be pulled out. ProfileAfter a freak accident on Silverstone Racetrack involving Jensen Button's Honda, Splodge passed away on 14th July 2007, aged 2. The beloved son of Nigel and Sally Hedgehog, Splodge was born on 29th April 2005. He was educated at Herts College, where he took an NVQ in joinery. Very popular in the hedgerows of Hertfordshire, Splodge loved indulging his hobbies of rollerblading and kite-flying. His next of kin, Pop the Weasel, will be holding a private ceremony for close friends at Moors Farm, Bracklebury, on 23rd July 2007. Bread and milk will be laid on. Buy Now: 'Grind' Roadkill Toys Rabbit Plush £19.99 (+ postage of £2.50) 'Grind' is a designer plush toy made by Roadkill Toys. He comes in a zip-up bodybag with an identity tag, certificate and a car bumper sticker. On Grind's side is a zip pocket with insides and blood (red material) which can be pulled out. Profile Grind passed away on 3rd June 2007 aged 4, after being flattened by a Skandia Juggernaut on the A34 southbound. Born on 3rd August 2003, Grind was educated at Barley Buck's Special Needs School, where he excelled at hopping and basketweaving. Grind was a dedicated and valued member of the Worcester Communist Organisation for 2 years. Grind is survived by 51 brothers, 83 sisters, 154 cousins, 211 nephews and 179 nieces (at time of press). A short service will be held at St Bartholomew's Methodist Church, little Dorking. Buy Now: 'Pop' Weasel Door Wedge £14.99 (+ postage of £2.50) 'Pop' is a designer door wedge made by Roadkill Toys and the latest edition to the growing range. He's made of toughened rubber and features a water sack with a blood shot eye which pops out when in use on a door. He's packaged in a coffin (sturdy cardboard) with a wood effect and Roadkill graphics. 'Pop' is 18cms long and about 10cm wide. Also included is a death certificate, toe tag and bumper sticker! Profile 28th May 2007, Pop was hit by a sky-blue Robin Reliant on the B23 just outside Scunthorpe and passed away shortly thereafter. Pop was raised in various orphanages, after his parents died in a tragic caravanning accident, when he was 6 months old. From 2005-2007, Pop went through Borstead Correction Institute. This is where he learnt the skills of lock-picking and fertiliser bomb-making. Pop has no known kin. A funeral service will be held on 10th June 2007 at Our Lady In The Field, Whalley Range. Buy Now: