The Office Cronies strike a chord with the paper-pusher mouse-clicker in all of us. If you've ever worked in an office, then you know these guys. You've IM'd your friends about how much they annoy you. You've taken the long route to your desk just to avoid them. The Office Cronies includes a cast of stuffies to titillate, provoke, or indirectly confront your co-workers. Put them on your desk to keep you company, give them to someone to drop a hint, or just collect them because they're pretty darn cool. They will make the absurdity of your workday a bit more bearable.

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